spaghettioverdose:

There’s only one real way to categorise disorders and it’s when you google it and the first results fit into one or more of the following categories:

1. “Is your child-” “Does your child-” “How to cope with the burden of being a parent for-”

2. “How to get better: Step One: have a lot of money!” “How to get better: Step One: simply stop having it!”

3. “10 Ways To Spot Sickopaths With This Disorder So You Can Protect Yourself” “The Bad People Disease -by Dr. Eugene X.”

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camiliar:

Which one are you? I’m Aerial Fishing

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evillittlebug:

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baizhu sex is finally here

sarada-exe:

do naruto fans forget that rin was obito’s best and only friend. he was not pining and in love with a 13 year old dead girl in his 30s he mourned his best friend and hated the system that got her killed. is that wrong.

kontextmaschine:

sighinastorm:

kontextmaschine:

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That’s just so neat!

Could you not before?

No, I was straight my whole life, I actually tried “bihacking” myself as a teen but while I succeeded in dispelling any aversion to m/m sexuality I ultimately had to accept I was just not into it. But in 2020 I caught Covid before vaccines existed, it spread to my brain and caused enough damage there that my existing personality was no longer viable, and after a period of depersonalization I generated a new one that is different in some major respects, including being bisexual.

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awkwardosthe3rd:

unfried-mouth-wheat:

awkwardosthe3rd:

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a hand that wants to be held

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How wonderful, then, are gloves?

Now this is what I am fucking talking about

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higgsbison:

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in last post’s tags I unfairly accused Jyggalag of somehow cursing HoK with a fashion sense so dull even Sheogorath couldn’t shapeshift out of it, but upon further review I realized who was the real dripmaster in that relationship all along

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femboys-are-my-only-will-to-live:

beesmygod:

beesmygod:

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

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this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

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thought this was funny so i threw this together in 2 seconds

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